WHY WOMEN STILL SINGLE

Top reasons why ladies today are still single??1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have Nomoney.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with moneythink we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have somemoney and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THEFIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically loseinterest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it'sour job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until theymature into something you'd like to have dinner with."